Punch Drunk theater tonight starring Vin Diesel and my kids’ strange crush on Paul Walker. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
“Dad, I bet there’s gonna be some middle fingers in this!” #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
I love Jason Stathem but they really don’t need to give him so many words to say. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
“They probably have Dance Dance Revolution.” -7 yo during Race Wars bikini-clad scene. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
If her car blows up I’m going to be so pissed. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
OMG I DON’T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR IN THIS FIGHT. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
That was a pretty effective bomb. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
I like how Mia’s all like “Find him and stop him! You need this!” Instead of “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? KILL THAT BASTARD.” #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
I’m sorry that Han is dead. He was a great guy, I loved his crush on Giselle so much I wanted to hug him. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Ooo CEMETERY RACE!. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
When playing chicken with another car, I don’t think American Muscle is the way to go. Not a lot of air bags in a Charger. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Dom Torretto: Not surprised by ANYTHING in this movie until Kurt Russel pulls out a bucket of iced Corona. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
This sounds like a shady deal, Dom. Kurt Russel is in a suit. You know how evil he gets when he’s in a suit. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Fuck it, let’s put limited slip differentials on everything. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Driving out of a plane. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. AMERICAN MUSCLE IN AZERBAIJAN. yes. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Oh crap, the bad guys have a ninja mobile. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
I don’t like having to root against Jason Stathem. It goes against my very nature. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
This is not at all unbelievable. No. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BUS CLIFF SCENE OMGOMGOMG #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
“I’ve done something like that.” -7 yo after the bus vs. cliff scene. I call bullshit. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Apparently, Dom’s head is so thick he doesn’t need a helmet. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
You can tell they’re in the Middle East now because they just drove past a camel. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
She sent it to her friend to keep safe so he sold it. Now they have to steal it from a prince. This plot makes 100% sense. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
This is a very interesting fight. There is a LOT of violence and lipstick. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Now they’re in an Abu Dhabi chop shop? #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Kurt Russel is still in a suit you guys, WHY ARE YOU HANDING HIM THE GOD PARTICLE?! Er…GOD THINGY? #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
So that thing will access EVERY camera and audio device in the world? I feel like that should have had more lag time in it. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Kurt Russel’s missions in this movie have been to stop a terrorist and convince Dom Torretto to try something other than Corona. #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Whoa. That’s a lot of pipes. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
And now, back to The Rock all zonked out on pain meds in the hospital. YES. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
DWAYNE JOHNSON JUST FLEXED HIS FRIGGEN’ CAST OFF. This movie absolutely cannot get any better. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
They’re like really buff ninjas. Ninjas with big-ass wrnches. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
Whoa. Tony Jaa is SERIOUSLY pissed off at Paul Walker. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
So much has happened in the past 5 minutes I forgot these two were trying ti kill each other with wrenches. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
“You ride. I ride.” Dom and Letty’s wedding vow. I SHIT YOU NOT. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
OMG the Paul Walker montage is making me cry. #PDT #Furious7
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) October 4, 2015
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