Twice the Van Damme. Twice the Van Dammage.
He plays twins, you guys. TWIN VAN DAMMES.
This is gonna be #SOGREAT.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Whoa, that scene was really hard core. I predict Van Damme is going to come back in about 25 years and kick some ass.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
No, that mustachioed dude walking around all awkward with a crying baby doesn't look suspicious at all.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Okay, that scene was 10 seconds of Van Damme's ass as he did the splits.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
I love how innocent and goofy Jean Claude always looks. He's wearing pink shorts and a bright green shirt. He DNGAF.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
OH YEAH! OTHER VAN DAMME JUST SHOWED UP.
And he ain't goofy at all. He's smoking a cigar to prove it.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
I really like goofy Van Damme. He's so damn cheerful.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
oh. They just cut a frog in half. I did not expect that.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
He picked that little doo-dad up at an estate auction 25 years ago. WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT IS THE SAME DOO-DAD FROM THE CRIME SCENE?!
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Crazy-Eye just killed one of his own for some reason. Why did he kill that dude?
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
How are we only 40 minutes into this movie?
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
It's odd when Van Damme swears. It's like hearing Richie Cunningham drop an eff bomb.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Who ever did the special effects for this put a little too much sodium alginate in the fake blood. It looks like pudding.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
The Bad Guys are celebrating a new smuggling route-which is apparently a cruise ship because they have a gigantic cruise ship cake.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Goofy Van Damme is making an ENTIRE WOK FULL of noodles. I think he's gonna eat them. That's a LOT of noodles.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
That guy is perpetually pissed off at everything, especially if its female.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
I know she's supposed to be evil but that woman has some AMAZING leg muscles.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Like, she could be Xena and I would could totally watch that shit every Friday afternoon.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Now they're on a boat? And a helicopter?
Which Van Damme is…wait. NM. It's the one downing Johnny Walker.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
ANGRY VAN DAMME JUST SNOT-ROCKETED JOHNNY WALKER BECAUSE HE'S MAD AT GOOFY VAN DAMME.
This is incredible.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Oof. There is a reason Van Damme movies don't have a lot of sex scenes.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Goofy Van Damme just face-kicked Angry-Drunk Van Damme and now the world is turning upside down.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Oh thank goodness. SOMEBODY needed to punch that asshole.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Didn't the bad guys just steam that dude to death? Why is he still alive?
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
What is going on? Why is he in the dark with a guy wearing spurs?
I guess NM. He just killed him
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Wow. Crazy-Eye is also crazy buff. He's so buff, his wrists look tiny.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
I don't now who that is but that actor is super fucking ripped and scary.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
Can you imagine what the catering company must have had to go through for this film?
YES, WE NEED ALL OF THE EGGS IN SO. CAL PLEASE.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
The plot required both Van Dammes to get mostly naked and now you can only tell Goofy from Angry by which pectoral is bleeding.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
THIS IS THE LAST SCENE OF THE MOVE. Jean Claude loves us you guys. He really loves us.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 6, 2015
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