My husband, trying to compromise between me and the children on family movie night:
"We could just give in and show them Terminator 2"
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
TONIGHT. I show my children the wonder that is…VIN DIESEL.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
LEAST APPROPRIATE FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT YET.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
PERD HAPLEY IS IN THIS!
I knew this was the right choice.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
OMG I want that car.
And that one.
And OMG THAT ONE.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
Wait, can you wield a propane torch and drive a getaway car at the same time?
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
"I think I was trying to say the S-word and the f-word at the same time."
-I'm not saying which kid that was.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
"Can we watch all seven of these tonight?"
#WTFparenting
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
"Am I right/ Course I am."
This movie also has #TheRock.
I friggen' love this movie.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
The bad guy just entered the secret code into the safe and I swear he punched in 1-2-3-4-5.
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
They're driving a tiny RC car throughout the bad guy's lair. BECAUSE THEY DRIVE CARS. GET IT?
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
"Why are these women wearing these clothes? NOBODY wears these clothes."
"Hollywood thinks they do."
"That's stupid."
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
During the big chase scene.: "Mom, I'm pretty sure I saw a guy peeing in the bushes."
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— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) August 30, 2015
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