Priest, in which a post-apocalyptic warrior priest battles a …HIVE OF MERCILESS VAMPIRES? HELL YES LET’S DO THIS. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Breaking his vow of peace? This has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 15%. WTF? THAT’S KARL URBAN. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Why would they not just kill ALL of the vampires? They just killed most of them and then built a ‘camp’ for the rest? WTF? #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
“Whatever you hear, don’t scream.” That’s actually terrifying. It would be cool if the rest of this scene was terrifying too. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Wow, industrialized Catholicism really likes face tattoos. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
I’m pretty sure that guy’s name is Monsignor Uranus. URANUS. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
HUZZAH! Karl Urban is the bad guy! He has pointy fangs and everything! #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
OMG HE BROKE HIS STAINLESS STEEL ROSARY. Now he’s totally getting ninja’d up and somehow he he owns a Nitropowered WarCycle? #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
He is now driving his nitro-powered war-cycle through the Argonath to a moisture farm on Tatooine? #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Wormtongue now selling everyone snake oil. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
I think the Outlaw Josie Wales just helped save the Oracle from having a bloody shirt. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
He has suggested everyone listen to Metallica’s “Kill ’em All” album. Meanwhile, the other good guy still can’t really act. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Gandalf just put a price on Priest’s head. And Milli Vanilli are burying the Oracle who, sadly, died of having a bloody shirt. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Somehow, Brian hit the wrong button and now we have to rent it again. AGAIN. WE ARE PAYING TWO TIMES TO SEE THIS MOVIE. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Fortunately, while searching for the first movie of the version we already rented, he found an UNRATED version of this movie. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
You guys, the Apple TV totally just shut down. It refuses to show us this movie. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
I mean, I get it. It probably thinks it’s doing us a favor and all but SRSLY? #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Those are the largest Post-Apocalyptic Chicken’s I’ve ever seen. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
His Bible has a bunch of ninja stars in it, only they’re not stars, they’re crucifixes. Ninja crucifixes. Yes. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
WHY DID THEY MAKE ‘RESERVATIONS’ FOR THESE THINGS? I’m not entirely sure they understand how vampires work. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Ooo, Wormtongue is now trying to swindle Vampire Eomer. I don’t think that’s going to work. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
They have a cave troll. It looks a lot like the Keymaster from Ghostbusters. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Holy Mother of God. They bred a new army. THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU LET DRIFTERS HANG OUT WITH VAMPIRES. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Ghost train a-comin’ gonna eff you up. It’s a cattle car of vampires, dude. I’d get out of the way. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Vampire Eomer just punched that dude’s heart out. That was…kinda gross. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
That guy has the looooongest bandanna ever. Seriously, It’s like a table cloth. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
How did Vampire Eomer get all that fancy food? Who cooked it? #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
NU-UH YOU TWO. PRIESTS HAVE TO TAKE A VOW OF CELIBACY. Lady, you told us that two scenes ago. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Mad Max is chasing the Snowpiercer into the Australian outback. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
I think Vampire Eomer is starting the Matrix up in the lounge car. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
That was a santoku knife strapped onto a pool cue. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
There’s actually an interesting idea behind this plot. Really really far behind. But it’s there. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
The Priest’s paramour somehow got in front of the Snowpiercer? And then Ryan Reynolds showed back up. #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
Gandalf was not happy with his severed head. #PDT #Priest — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
The priest may have started a war but there was some heavy insinuation that his vow of celibacy might be over. GO PRIEST! #PDT #Priest
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) September 14, 2015
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