Punch Drunk Theater: Tomb Raider (kid commentary version)
Bad Action Movie night brought to you this evening by my 7 yo daughter. Next up: Lara Croft Tomb Raider. #WTFparenting #TombRaider
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“Wait, has she got a booby trap in her shirt?” #TombRaider — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
Now she’s comparing Lara Croft to Velma Dinkly because they both wear the same outfit everyday. #TombRaider
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“SHE KEEPS A KNIFE IN HER HANDS WHEN SHE SLEEPS?! That is… unsafe.” #TombRaider #KidCommentary — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
10yo: “oh, she has a motorcycle.” 7 yo: “WHY WOULD SHE NOT?!” #TombRaider #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“Is she ever gonna get that fixed? They’re ruining her house.” #TombRaider #KidCommentary — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“BEST BUTLER EVER.” #TombRaider #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“He just said the S-I-H-T word!” #TombRaider #KidCommentary — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“SpooOOOoooky.” *jazz hands* #TombRaider #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“He has a gun with no clothes on.” #TombRaider — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“OOoo, FUNKY EYEBROW.” #TombRaider #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“Nobody stays warm by looking awesome.” #TombRaider snow scene. — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“Why don’t they just scoot closer?” #TombRaider Father/daughter reunion scene. #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“She looks like a blood fountain.” #TombRaider #KidCommentary — Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
“She’s ski sledding. Like water sledding but not on water. And with wolves.” *maniacal laughter* #TombRaider #KidCommentary
— Tiffany Pitts (@snickerpants) June 14, 2015
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